I have a question for my fellow Little Monsters

Ich schleiban austa be clair
Es kumpent madre monstere,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen,
Begun be uske but-bair

Ich schleiban austa be clair,
Es kumpent üske monstère,
Aus-be aus-can-be flaugen,
Fräulein uske-be clair

This is from Lady Gaga's song "Scheiße"

And I was wondering...

What the hell does it mean? I don't think it's actually German, and if it is it's in some weird dialect that i can't find anywhere online.  Are the lyrics in the liner notes of her CD perhaps? Maybe she means exactly what she says at the beginning of the song: "I don't speak German but I wish I could!" Someone should investigate this for me...